Friday, September 21, 2007

The Shadow Knows!

My son is starving to death in his new apartment, so last Wednesday we cleaned out our freezer and I delivered a boxful of frozen food, plus two large Marsh bags-full, to him. He was properly grateful, and promised to call his sister so she, too, could load her freezer. Then I went on to class, feeling like a good Mommy who feeds her little boy and girl.

Plus, down at the bottom of the freezer, I discovered two pork tenderloins: one small, and one humongous. The humongous one I will save for when YOU come to visit, but I think I might thaw out that little one and fix it for dinner this weekend.

See? SEE? Being kind really does pay off. Those tenderloins would have remained buried forever if ~~my baby son wasn't starving to death~~ I hadn't decided, out of the goodness of my heart, to give my children the contents of my freezer, minus the pork tenderloins.

And the ice cream sandwiches. Yeah, I kept those, too.

My freezer now contains two pork tenderloins, a box of Schwann's ice cream sandwiches, and about a zillion freezer-bags of fresh blueberries.

Sounds like dinner and pie to me.

As for the title of this post. . . . that's easy. Who knows what lurks in the bottom of the freezer?