Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Don't call me Shirley

Q: Who's been whiny and grouchy and no fun all week?

A: Me.

Q: Who needs to straighten up and fly right?

A: Me.

Q: Who needs to make sure she gets up on the RIGHT side of the bed in the morning?

A: Me.

Q: What do you put in a toaster?

A. Bread. If you said 'toast,' come sit right here by me cuz we're both disoriented tonight.

Q. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

A. Water. Duh.

Q. Who needs to go to bed before midnight tonight, but probably won't?

A. Me.

Q. Who's been lost in a reverie of poetry lately?

A. That would also be me.

Q. Why am I so grouchy lately?

A. I don't know. Surely it will pass.

Let's all hope.


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