Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Because I'm worth it.

Nothing, that's what. Bah.

I read somewhere that moronic wrinkly women have been suing companies such as L'oreal because their products didn't make them look like the models in the advertisements. Did these women really think that cleanser, toner, and lotion would turn them into Eva Longoria or Heather Locklear? Or Andi McDowell? Now really.

But oh, let's sue anyway, because this is America and they can. And the really sad part is, they'll probably win.