Friday, October 07, 2005
Sex is sex.The excuses for being absent are a little bit different at the college level. . . . .
This fall, I have four students who will be missing class for a few weeks because they are having hysterectomies. I told them I would scan all the tests and homework, and put them on our class website links.
Some things never change, though. I had a student who missed a week of class because she had her tonsils out. Now, THAT one I've heard a lot!
Tonight's giggle: Chapter 20, Pronouns.
"One of the women brought (her, their) own sack to the picnic."
Answer: "her." "Of the women" is a prepositional phrase and therefore cannot be the subject, so we put it in parenthesis and forget it, except as it gives sex to the pronoun which has the sack.
Antecedent: "One. It is singular, so the pronoun must be singular to match the antecedent."
Student comment: Is the woman giving sex to the pronoun or to the sack?
Student answer: Who cares? Sex is sex. I love this class.
Teacher: So do I.
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