Sunday, May 15, 2005

Divine divining rods. And what it means when they jiggle. Really.

The two guys who streaked through my dorm hallway all those years ago might have made a better impression if:

1. They hadn't been wearing scuba equipment
2. And swim fins.
3. Which made them run funny.
4. And gave a whole new meaning to the word "jiggle."

Whenever I read or hear anything about how the original Olympics were done in the nude, I get this visual about the two guys in swim fins, trying to run through the hallway.

A really funny visual. With fit, gorgeous men competing in various Olympic sports: running, jumping, throwing things, catching things, wearing swim fins, jiggling. . . . .

All that jiggling couldn't have been very aerodynamic, could it?

And why am I getting this visual now? I've got laundry to do, floors to vaccuum, stuff to put away. I don't have time to think thoughts like these with all these chores to jiggle. I mean juggle.