Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Boy. You raise a kid to always tell the truth and they tell it to everybody.Dear Daughter,
Bring your own cola.
Bring your own water.
Nobody would ever have known if you hadn't tattled.
I know I taught you to ALWAYS tell Mommy everything. I didn't know it would backfire on me like this, with you telling everything to EVERYBODY.
Now I don't feel so bad about putting the cheap crackers in the empty-for-a-zillion-years Ritz box.
P.S. Please don't tell Dad. I've still got him fooled.
Posted by Mamacita (The REAL one) @ 3:06 PM | |