Thursday, November 11, 2004

Michael Eisner is stupid.

Dear Michael Eisner,

Aren't you supposed to be so smart about all things Disney? I question your brain cell count.

Bulletin for you:

Sleeping Beauty's dress is supposed to be BLUE!! Do you hear me, stupid man who allows stupid toy manufacturers to use the wrong dye? Her dress is not pink. Her dress is blue.

BLUE!

Not PINK!

BLUE!

Pink dress: wrong.
Blue dress: right.

No wonder Disney keeps firing their executives. Anyone who doesn't know Sleeping Beauty's dress is supposed to be BLUE, doesn't deserve to be paid a zillion dollars a year.

What's next, a silver gown for Belle? A purple gown for Cinderella? City clothes for Pocahontas? Pants for Donald Duck?

Don't mess with tradition, Mr. Eisner. We Disney fans don't NEED no friggin' creativity with the clothing of our beloved characters.

We want them dressed in their original outfits. Like they were in real life.

I hope Comcast buys you out.

Sincerely,
Aging "Sleeping Beauty" fan

P.S. I don't CARE if the pink dye is cheaper. You can afford it.