Thursday, November 11, 2004

It was funny when Chevy Chase used to say it.

So. . . . . Yasser Arafat has died in a French hospital? Are we sure?

Or is this going to be a running joke on Saturday Night Live now?

Yasser Arafat and Generalissimo Francisco Franco walk into a bar. . . .

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I used to laugh at my own jokes till I got so old I peed my pants when I laughed.

It's not as bad as it might be. But you really don't want me to be sitting on your lap when I sneeze.

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This just in: Yasser Arafat and Generalissimo Francisco Franco are both STILL DEAD.