Saturday, October 23, 2004

Pantylines and Federlines.

In the parking lot tonight I saw several women with jeans down below their pantylines, and several young men with their jeans down below their federlines. When will they learn that gravity is a force not to be reckoned with? One of these days, those kids will be chased by a herd of rabid wolves, and the ones who are dragging a pair of Levis between their ankles are going to be messily devoured.

I get knocked down, but I get up again.