Wednesday, April 21, 2004

When someone is hit hard enough on the nose, it bleeds so hard and so fast it nearly drowns them when they lean their head back. And then when they straighten back up, blood and phlegm go shooting out of their head like bullets from a gun. And their eyes turn red. And they choke on the big chunks. And they eventually try to hit back but they keep slipping on the vomit and eventually have to stop trying just to keep from falling down in it. And it all produces a lovely smell, not unlike that package of chicken that got left in the trunk of the car that hot summer day.

Just a little something I learned today during the students' lunch period.

Doritos, anyone?