Sunday, May 14, 2006

Happy Mother's Day, Mom

Happy Mother's Day, Mom.

Why, yes, that is a shotgun in her hands. What's your point?

Just obey her, and everything will be all right.

That's my Mom. Everything will be all right. She'll take care of you.

Um, just how did you all think I learned to shoot snakes, anyway?

Heck, all of us kids were reloading shells before we were ten, and one of the things we most hated to hear Dad say was "Get in the car, kids, we're going out to the gun club to pick up wads."

The gun club. That will have to be a separate post.

If I have that recurring dream tonight where I'm sitting underground in the traphouse in ankle-deep water, loading trap on that electronic monster, I'll be really upset. Loading was better than pulling, but as I said, the whole experience will have to be a separate post. Some other time.

Actually, being forced to play with all those extremely perverted, bizarre, freaky, scary, and stupid weird children there was the worst part.

Tomorrow, all of Mom's daughters will be at her house, bearing food and gifts. My sisters will bring hanging flower baskets for Mom, whereas I always give her something. . . . else. This year I'm giving her "Along Came Polly" on DVD. I know she'll especially love the bathroom scene.

Private joke. (sorry, Dad.)

Turn off your TV, Mom; we're all coming over.

Posted by Mamacita (The REAL one) @ 1:26 AM | |


I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes! Hitting the fan like no one else can. . .
I'm Speaking at BlogHer 08 Archives Links

My Classical Blogroll

This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from Mamacita3855. Make your own badge here.

Credits Powered by Blogger

Designed by Swank Web Style
< <


Honors Blogrolling.com Hot 500


Lijit Search/a> < BlogHer.org Logo


Listed Subscribe with Bloglines

View My Public Stats on MyBlogLog.com

Personal Blogs - Blog Catalog Blog Directory

Listed on BlogShares


DIARIST.NET Registered!

Technorati Tags:

Technorati search

Free Hit Counter